Apparently I’m spending my luxury-fashion budget on notebooks.

I love LoveShackFancy. I love the florals. I love the bows. I love the whole rich woman wandering through a rose garden for no apparent reason aesthetic.

What I do not love are LoveShackFancy prices.

So naturally, when the brand shows up at Target, I suddenly become a LoveShackFancy customer.

Except there’s one tiny problem: it’s mainly school supplies.

I finally get access to the LoveShackFancy universe and my affordable options are notebooks, folders, pens, backpacks, and other things that suggest I have an 8 a.m. algebra class.

Ma’am. I am grown.

Where is my affordable floral dress? My ridiculously feminine pajamas? A cute ruffle bag? Give me something I can actually wear while pretending I own a summer house in Nantucket.

Don't get me wrong, the school supplies are adorable. If I were going back to school, I'd absolutely be the most unnecessarily floral person in the classroom.

But Target, please.

Some of us want the LoveShackFancy aesthetic without the LoveShackFancy bank statement.

Give the adults something too.